This year’s sweetheart cards practically write themselves. “Roses are red, violets are blue, Biden is a lizard, and Trump still loves you.” America’s conspiracy factory never shuts down. Forget Cupid. The real matchmaker here is Facebook’s algorithm, pairing lonely souls with the fantasy that the country secretly belongs to them. Spoiler: it doesn’t.
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